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The Gay Manual - A Survival Guide for the Fabulous, the Feral, and the Fckboy-Adjacent*
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Satire. Survival. Dating damage control.

A brutally funny field guide for gay men.

From bad dates to worse decisions, The Gay Manual - A Survival Guide for the Fabulous, the Feral, and the Fckboy-Adjacent* turns experience, humor, and hard-earned lessons into the book you wish someone handed you years ago.

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ADAM HAMILTON

A satirical, sharp-edged manual for modern gay life.

Laugh first

Big personality, sharp hooks, and chapters that sound like your group chat finally got edited.

Learn second

Real lessons on dating, boundaries, status, money, sex, friendships, and self-respect.

Change anyway

A fun read with enough truth in it to make you pause before texting him back.

Featured hook

“Don’t Date Your Dealer” is not just a chapter. It is a public service announcement.

This is not a dusty self-help book. It is a satirical warning label for the situations gay men keep surviving, screenshotting, and pretending taught them nothing.

What is inside

  • ✓ Dating mistakes, red flags, and the chaos we romanticize
  • ✓ Confidence without delusion
  • ✓ Money, sex, social status, and self-worth
  • ✓ Funny enough to share, honest enough to sting

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